Kennedy jokes
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
