Kennedy jokes
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”