If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Caesar got shanked, stabbed many times by his so-called friends. If he stayed home that day, maybe he'd still be around instead of worm food. You are about as sharp as a marble, which is why you need me, Explain bear, to tell you this.
History Nazi
Then the would have got him the next day. They were quite determined.