What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? – It was given two consecutive sentences.

Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law

In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man… In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man

Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years

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Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it

What’s the best math equation to eat?

Cos Law

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