Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
If you push some one that's bullying, if you kill some one that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000" But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? -- It was given two consecutive sentences.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it’s like to be wanted
Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court.."
