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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? – It was given two consecutive sentences.

Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.

In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man… In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law

Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it

whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.

  • That girl was hot.
  • She’s my cousin!

Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years

one horny henry

What’s the best math equation to eat?

Cos Law