Law jokes
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
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It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.