If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
