They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
whut she diffrence betwen gorge floyd and joe biden they bout talk like they on fent
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.
What does the initials MAD stand for? Mothers Against Democrats
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
