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Politics jokes

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.

Difference

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

I'm not saying Danielle Smith shouldn't party with oil barons.

I'm just saying that she should carefully watch her drink if she does.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?

A. I respect prostitutes.