Politics jokes
Alberta.
The only province where the Premier wears anal beads around her neck.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.