What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.