Party jokes
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Clarissa is here with us.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.