Party jokes
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Clarissa is here with us.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????