Party jokes
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.