What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Clarissa is here with us.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
