In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
