Party jokes
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Labor party.
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.