What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked his what he was suppose to be. He answered," A turtle." 'Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again. The boy answered, " it's Michelle."
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday.
idk he hasn't opened it yet.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Sans: why didn't the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:... Sure
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
My arm: IM GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT
What happened to the blind man's son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
wanna know why to not joke about 911? They usually crash the party
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
