Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
on Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named big dick randy
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over and he is going to sleep over so I was happy. The next day I ask my mom wheres the dog at my mom ask me what dog. Then I said to my mom I heard Paul said do you want it doggy and you said yeah.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
Yo gabriella any idea where our other friends are?
Guys what should i be for Halloween (aka tmr)?????????
lily, amy, natalie and gabriella its my birthday tomorrow pls cum if you want to cum. If you cum to the party there will be sbacks and cake. Ty.
House parties are like Churches, there's always a underage kid getting fucked somewhere
What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgang-bang.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital? Throw a strob light in the epileptic ward
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest, after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a BASH
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
Did you hear about that Muslim party? It was a blast
