Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over and he is going to sleep over so I was happy. The next day I ask my mom wheres the dog at my mom ask me what dog. Then I said to my mom I heard Paul said do you want it doggy and you said yeah.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Yo gabriella any idea where our other friends are?
Guys what should i be for Halloween (aka tmr)?????????
lily, amy, natalie and gabriella its my birthday tomorrow pls cum if you want to cum. If you cum to the party there will be sbacks and cake. Ty.
House parties are like Churches, there's always a underage kid getting fucked somewhere
What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgang-bang.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a BASH
