Pinata jokes
I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Blue Takis?
