Party jokes
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.