There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
So I was being robbed and this guy had the gun to my head to i told him he was holding it backwards.
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain't got enough bullets.
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
what is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
what do you call a avocado that got shot? glockamole
School shooting happens: Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk American student: “First time?” The student from Irak with an AK47 : "RAtatata..."
