Neverland Ranch jokes

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?

Dutch Boy.

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.

We're off to see the pedophile. The horrible pedophile of Neverland Ranch. He is, he-he is the terrible pedophile that ever was. Little boys, stay in your room until June 25th, so YOU won't be a target. We'll be carrying Pepsi-hee-hee with us, so we can keep it at bay. We're off to see the pedophile icon of Neverland Ranch.

There is a club that the pedophile icon wants to join, but it is on the East Coast: "The Boys Club." He's having his own version of it at his Neverland Ranch. Just bring a boy, age 4-11, no parents allowed, and have a fun-filled time with a fucked-up creep. Individual times vary, depending on the age of the boy and how much cash you wish to get back after the chosen time is spent.

P.S. No girls allowed and no "Pepsi-hee-hee." We have "mi-hi-hi-lk" instead.

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.