Neverland Ranch jokes

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?

Dutch Boy.

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.