Neverland Ranch jokes
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.