What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
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Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 1) To drop some WORDPLAY
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.