Party jokes
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!