Party jokes

Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.

How does the dog dance?

He doesn't... he's dead.

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.

House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."

I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?

Because you need to planet.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Stick toast to the ceiling.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!