Party jokes
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Memes
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.