I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
A Gift of Life
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The joke is that the person doesn't like their birthday because they see their life as a gift that's gone bad. Like when your momma tells you that you are special.