Portrait jokes
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.