Portrait jokes
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?