Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Cold Shoulder
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, smarty pants! This joke is funny because it uses a pun. "Cold shoulder" usually means being ignored, but for a cannibal, it's literally a cold shoulder of meat to eat. Get it? Probably not, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Daddy Chisolm Trail
Ethan (Im with stupid), is my bf just to let yall know I'm not capping we both agreed