Ankle

Ankle Jokes

Woman

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Booby

If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.

Memes

Friend

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

Doctor

What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?

Time to go to the doctor! 🥼

Nickname

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

Victim

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Party

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.