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I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do it’s my ankle.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? – To keep his ankles warm.

a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just f...ing with you, it was born dead”.

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The joke is u

Never eat more than you can lift.

KAROLIENS LIFE

What did the ankle say to the doorman?

You are a nonse

if my boobies are fish then am i salmon boobies. please give generously.

What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain? “Damn bro, you got an ankle spring”

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What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.