You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do it’s my ankle.

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? – To keep his ankles warm.

if my boobies are fish then am i salmon boobies. please give generously.

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The joke is u

Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just f...ing with you, it was born dead”.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just f...ing with you, it was born dead”.

What did the ankle say to the doorman?

You are a nonse

what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

their ankles.

lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet

What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning how are you today

What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain? “Damn bro, you got an ankle spring”

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What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

heh heh, get it 69 ha ahahhaha

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

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