I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do it’s my ankle.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just f...ing with you, it was born dead”.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?