You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? – To keep his ankles warm.


What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle

I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do it’s my ankle.

Never eat more than you can lift.


What time is it you spran an ankle or an arm ? Time to go to the doctor 🥼

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain? “Damn bro, you got an ankle spring”


What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights

what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

their ankles.

lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet

if my boobies are fish then am i salmon boobies. please give generously.


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What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

What is your name? My ankle is named? Samantha

a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.