Social

Social Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

women's rights

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

Hairline

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

Dad

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

Hitler

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

Fart

So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

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  • Son

    I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."

    Orphan

    What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?

    Answer: A family photo.

    Girlfriend

    My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

    Feminist

    How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

    9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.