Social

Social Jokes

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

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I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."

So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.

When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"

He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."