What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
Why are birds good at social media? Because they 'tweet' all the time!!!?
What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.
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Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
*Knock Knock* Whos there? Social Services....
