What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.