Social jokes
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.