What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.