Social jokes
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
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Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
All y'all weird af.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"