Dance Jokes

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....


I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.


A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him


I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME