Doctor

dirty night clown

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Skeleton

flowey

why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

because he’s dead.

you idiot.

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Night

Whoozy Guy87

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl’s house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

Skeleton

Someone

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Mum

Someone

Kid: Are you gay? Me: No im straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

Skeleton

Anonymous

Why did’nt the skeleton go to the dance party because he had NOBODY to dance with

Mommy

Anonymous

Well if someone ever calls u gay 🌈🏳️‍🌈 just say well atleast im straiter then the pole your mommy dances on 🤣🖕

Break

Anonymous

i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet… but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once

Dwarf

Anonymous

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…

Move

Anonymous

What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?

The robot

Party

I'm gay

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.

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Break

Anonymous

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink

Floor

Anonymous

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement

Undertale

Anonymous

Why doesn’t a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans

Girlfriend

instagram niko_klyo_kia

so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it

Skeleton

cosmic

why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

because he had no BODY to go with.

Liar

Liv

Qwen is a liar ( sent with a dance )

Steak

GMCurto

“Waiter, my steak is too skinny.” “It’s a strip steak, sir.” “At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!”

Skeleton

Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?

Because he has ‘No Body’ to go with!

Dad

USSR Soldier

How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it.