What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
How do you start a rave? Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards
