Dance

Dance Jokes

Epilepsy

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Epilepsy

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

Self

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.

Emo

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

Mom

Kid: Are you gay?

Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

Dwarf

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?

When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...

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  • Ping-Pong

    Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

    Fish

    I have a fish that can breakdance!

    Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

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  • Ball

    Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

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  • Steak

    "Waiter, my steak is too skinny."

    "It's a strip steak, sir."

    "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

    Suicide

    So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."

    Skeleton

    A funny joke scenario.

    Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

    Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

    Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

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  • Cowgirl

    What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

    A hoedown.