Dance jokes
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.