What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
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I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
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so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
