What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
I joined the military for the group showers
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country how many heads will you blow off? That number is how many dicks you suck
Going in a military The last thing I heard from them is:"Goodbye"
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
