What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
I joined the military for the group showers
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Going in a military The last thing I heard from them is:"Goodbye"
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair......
RC-XD incoming
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
Why does the military recruit orphans? Because homing missiles don’t target them
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
