My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
Magnum Balloon Animal
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy. So, the wife thinks the dude's schlong is gonna be HUGE, right? She hands him a Magnum XL condom. But guess what? The dude is so bad in bed, he doesn't even know what to do with it. So, instead of using it like a normal person, he makes a freakin' balloon animal out of it. You probably can't relate because you're a virgin for sure.