What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

What’s the hardest part about f…ing toddlers?

My boner

whats the difference between a pool and a toddler? one doesn’t scream when you go in dry ;)

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