When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Cannon Death Wish
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Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This dude wants to be fired from a cannon into a kid's birthday party when he kicks the bucket. It's funny 'cause it's super dark and unexpected, like when you try to spell "onomatopoeia" and end up calling your mom an incognito penguin. You're a goofball.