What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

9/11 happened...right? The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"

The twin towers are like water bottles

it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess


People are like Bean Burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."