The 100+ Best Birthday Jokes

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind

I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident

An amputation

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?

Johnny was deaf.

I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way it really ruined her birthday.