Birthday

Birthday Jokes

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

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people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

That time when you realise that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way it really ruined her birthday.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

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