Overeating jokes
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."