Overeating jokes

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.