A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Listen up, buttercup. This dude got pulled over for speeding, right? But he tries to play it cool by saying he's just trying to catch up with traffic. The kicker is, there ain't no traffic! So, he's basically admitting he's so far behind that he's zooming through empty streets like a moron. It's funny because it shows how desperate he is to make an excuse, even if it makes him sound dumber than a box of rocks. You probably would have said something similar, you are not very quick.
