Orphan's Invitation

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

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Listen up, genius. The girl tells the orphan to come over because her parents aren't home. The orphan replies that it is something they have in common. Because orphans don't have parents, ya see? I'm starting to think you don't have any parents either because your brain is underdeveloped, like an orphaned fetus.

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