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Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar? They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Girl: come over. Orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home. Orphan: oh cool something we have in common.

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. The parents aren’t home.

what's the difference between a puppy and an orphan? puppies get adopted