Overeating jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.