Overeating jokes

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?

They flip it over.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.

Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."

One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

What's red and got makeup all over?

A Bill Cosby victim.

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.