Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Overeating Jokes
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
