Overeating jokes

"Why do people call Americans excessive?"

"It was probably because of WWII."

"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.