Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
yo hairline over here lookin like the Nile River
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
your hairline so put back it looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
you look sexy with that rope around your neck
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
So a girl says your so ugly to me and she says “I’m the prettiest girl” I say “yea a pretty girl for a ogre 👹”
