Appearance jokes
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You're so hot!
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.