Soup jokes
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Panera Bread.