I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?
Vegetable soup
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.đŚđ˛đđ
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you canât fit the Wheelchair in
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldnât fit
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
You couldn't spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
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What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
Whatâs the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
Put the wheel wheelchair in the pot
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
what do you call a hospital that's flooded vegetable soup
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
