Soup jokes
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.