I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn’t fit in the pot.

What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?

Chunky Tomato Soup.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.

What do you call a pool full of handicapped people

Vegetable soup

Son: Daddy,Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because your mother had diabetes

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup.

Anyone can roast beef.

what do you call a hospital that’s flooded vegetable soup

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool? vegetable soup.

I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup

What did the duck eat for lunch?

Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂

what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup

What’s the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.

What do you call a pool full of retards? Vegetable soup

Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad
Mom: quite son we only get this once a month

You couldn’t spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.

my friend name is campbell so she must love soup

Daddy, Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because you mother had diabetes

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?

Vegetable soup