Soup

Soup Jokes

Pool

What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?

Vegetable soup.

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  • Cabbage

    How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?

    The wheelchair floats to the top.

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  • Marriage

    I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.

    Sentence

    You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.

    Charity

    I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

    All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

    Vampire

    Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

    Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

    Difference

    What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

    One is Super. The other is just soup.

    Restaurant

    Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

    Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

    Part

    What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?

    To put the wheelchair in the pot.