I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
Put the wheel wheelchair in the pot
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
panera bread
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
what do you call a hospital that's flooded vegetable soup
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?
Vegetable soup
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad Mom: quite son we only get this once a month
