Russia

Russia jokes

Road

    • Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."

    England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."

    Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."

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    • Russia memes

    Switch

    • So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.

    After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."

    So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."

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    • Love

    • We love Russia, we do.

    We love Russia, we do.

    We love Russia, we do.

    Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺

    Gulag

    • In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

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    • Wwii

    • If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

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    • Country

    • In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."

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