Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine? Β«ΠΡ Ρ ΠΎΡΠΈΠΌ Π²Π΅ΡΠ½ΡΡΡ Π‘ΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ Π‘ΠΎΡΠ·!Β»
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you donβt walk into bars. Bars walk into you
honestly ukraine is just built to annoy russia
Q .What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregn A. Has an a bosch tion
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence
Ukraine (πΊπ¦) Vs Russia (π·πΊ) place your bets!!!
Welcome to the gulag
