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Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova
Q .What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregn A. Has an a bosch tion
So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.
In Soviet Russia, You love Chinese and hate Chinese
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade "refresh yourself with a cold war."
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
honestly ukraine is just built to annoy russia
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) Vs Russia (🇷🇺) place your bets!!!