Exam jokes
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Always
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.