Exam Jokes

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs!

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.

Doctor: Yup.

Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"

Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."

Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."

Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."

Classroom: *visible panic*

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?

The doctor taking off his watch.

Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?

Son: Ok dad.

AFTER TEST

Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?

Son: Son?

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.