I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. "next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting
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When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
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What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
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Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
