Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
The Free Candy Van
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, you got this white van, right? Classic creeper mobile. "Free Candy" is painted on the side, which is already sus. But then BAM! Blood everywhere and a dead clown in the back. It's funny because it takes the creepy "free candy" trope and cranks it up to eleven with violence and clowns. And you know what? You look like you just got out of that van.
Chriss
It's just me drivin, chill