What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White Vans
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.