Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?
Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”
What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out
what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”
What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?
How many times does 47 fit into 9? get in the van and find out.
What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?
What do you call a cow in a moving van
A: a mooving cow
Your dad never needed a van for you.
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy