Van Jokes

Dirtiness

Life
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Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Kidnapping

Anonymous
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What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

Roses are red

Anonymous
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Roses are red Violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I where you...

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Child

Anonymous
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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children

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Find

Anonymous
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How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

White

Anonymous
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What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?

White vans

Prison

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A cement mixer has ­collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

White

Anonymous
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what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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Gun

Zachaboy
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what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"

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Puns

Anonymous
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What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

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Cross

Not a killer
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Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?

To get them into his van.

Depression

Krispy
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What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump

Gun

Orgasm
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Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have a gun handy

Sus

Betbolate
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Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

White

Anonymous
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What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

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Uncle

watersharky
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I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....

White

charlie l
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whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans

White

Anonymous
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What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?

White Vans

Kid

E86
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Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.

Find

The Best Boi
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How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out