What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
A boy asked his dad for some money to buy an ice cream with, so he went to an ice cream van. Whilst he was in the queue, two boys asked him what flavor he was getting. He told them "strawberry." The two boys were shocked and beat him up. The ice cream man felt bad and gave him his strawberry ice cream for free.
When he got home, his dad also asked what flavor he bought. The boy said "strawberry." His dad then kicked him out of the house. The boy, confused, walked down the street and was stopped by the police, who were looking for a boy who had been eating strawberry ice cream. The boy said, "That's me," and the policeman arrested him.
A week later in court, the boy was on trial. The judge asked, "Can you tell me what were you doing on the fifth of May?" (the day he was arrested) The boy said, "I was eating ice cream." The judge decided he was innocent. On the way out, the judge asked him what the flavor was (he had forgotten to ask during the trial). Of course, he answered with "strawberry." The judge, horrified, realized he had given the wrong verdict and the boy should have been executed. Unfortunately, he couldn't change what had happened, so the boy walked out and crossed the road but was hit by a car and died.
The moral of the story is look left and right before crossing the road.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
