Name

Life

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

Time

Anonymous

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

Blue

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

White

Anonymous

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

White

Anonymous

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

Puns

Anonymous

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

White

Anonymous

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

White

Anonymous

What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?

White vans

Time

The Best Boi

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out

Time

Anonymous

How many times does 47 fit into 9? get in the van and find out.

Name

Zachaboy

what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow in a moving van

A: a mooving cow

Dad

Anonymous

Your dad never needed a van for you.

White

Anonymous

What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?

White Vans

Kid

Hhfj

Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”

Gun

I don give my name

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!

Puns

Gary S

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle

Red

Anonymous

Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van

Star

LMAO

What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi Van Canopy

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