Van Jokes

Life

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Anonymous
in Kidnapping

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

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Anonymous
in Child

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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Anonymous

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

Anonymous

What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?

White vans

Anonymous

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

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Not a killer

Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?

To get them into his van.

Zachaboy

what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”

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Anonymous
in Puns

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

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Betbolate

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

GraemeLukeBenCCCCC
in Dirtiness

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Anonymous

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

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watersharky

I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this…

charlie l

whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans

The Best Boi

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out

Orgasm

Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have a gun handy

E86
in Kid

Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can’t afford food, I can’t afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.

Anonymous

What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?

White Vans

Anus McDickNuggets

what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”

what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can’t breathe - Juice Wrld