Van Jokes

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children


A cement mixer has ­collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"


I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....

A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".

Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back