How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out

How many times does 47 fit into 9? get in the van and find out.

Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”

What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?

White Vans

what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”

Rose are red violets are blue get in the van or I kill you

Your dad never needed a van for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle

What do you call a cow in a moving van

A: a mooving cow

What does Mickey’s wife drive?

A Minnie-Van!!

Roses are red,my name is Dan…tdm,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!