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Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van to find out.

Your mum

How many times does 47 fit into 9? get in the van and find out.

Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”

what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle

How many times can 46 go in to 8? Just hop in the van and find out

Roses are red,my name is Dan…tdm,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!

Roses are red my name is dan i have a gun get in the van

Roses are red, Larry is bad. I’VE GOT A GUN, get in the van.

what is Beethoven’s favourite vehicle

a van