Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?

White vans

Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?

To get them into his van.

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this…

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out

Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can’t afford food, I can’t afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.

What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?

White Vans

What kind of shoes does a kidnapper where

White vans

Your dad never needed a van for you.

The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you’ll never see your kids again.