Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
Van Jokes
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?
Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?
White vans
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”
What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this…
whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out
Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have a gun handy
Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can’t afford food, I can’t afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.
What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?
White Vans
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can’t breathe - Juice Wrld