what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?
White vans
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021
