Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out

what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”

What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?

White vans

How many times does 47 fit into 9? get in the van and find out.

What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?

White Vans

What do you call a cow in a moving van

A: a mooving cow

Your dad never needed a van for you.

Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle

Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van

What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi Van Canopy