Van jokes
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Mosely in a white van.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.