What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?
White vans
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.
A boy asked his dad for a some money to buy an ice-cream with. So he went to an icecream van. Whilst he was in the queue 2 boys asked him what flavour he was getting he told them strawberry. The two boys were shocked and beat him up. The icecream man felt bad and gave him his strawberry ice-cream for free. When he got home his dad also asked what flavour he bought the boy said strawberry. His dad then kicked him out of the house. The boy confused walked down the street and was stopped buy the police who were looking for a boy who had been eating strawberry ice-cream. The boy said thats me and the policeman arrested him. A week later in court the boy was on trial. The judge asked, ''can you tell me what were you doing on the fith of may''(the day he was arrested) the boy said I was eatimg ice-cream. Yhe judge decided he was innocent. On the way out the judge asked him what the flavour was (he had forgotten to ask during the trial). Of course he answered with strawberry the judge horrified realised he had given the wrong verdict and the boy should have been executed. Unfortunately he couldn't change what had happened so the boy walked out and crossed the road but was hit by a car and died. The moral of the story is look left and right before crossing the road
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White Vans
I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....
whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans
What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
