What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?
White vans
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White Vans
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....
whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans
What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
What's a paedophiles favourite footwear?
White Vans
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
