The 80+ Best Van Jokes

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

Roses are red Violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I where you...

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?

White vans

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?

To get them into his van.

What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump

Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have a gun handy

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....

whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans

What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?

White Vans

Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.