Overeating jokes

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.

Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

The patient said, "When will this be over?"

The doctor said, "After you die."

The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"

The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."

The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"

My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"

Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"

Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"

Grandma: "Exactly."