Overeating jokes
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"