Turtle or Pea Soup

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up buttercup. So, this dummy orders turtle soup, right? Then he gets a wild hair and wants pea soup instead. The waiter, being a clever dude, yells to the kitchen to "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!" Get it? It sounds like 'Hold the turtle and make it pee!' This is funny because it's unexpected and kinda gross. You should try soup, you might like it.

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