Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
Why did the priest buy a clown suit? Because the old one had blood all over it.
I have no toes so I put blood on my foot and then my other foot got run over so ye
I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside
A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛‍♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩‍🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛‍♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“