My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside
Closer kin, deeper in !
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
what's black and red and is a liquid? my scars!
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.
-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...
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What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
A Vampire Stalks you into a field of corn, The stakes have never been higher...
what's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile?? You know its not period blood.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it
