Two Glasses Less

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius! The dude gets pulled over by a cop for drinking. Instead of admitting he's drunk, he takes off his sunglasses and says he now has "two glasses less." Get it? 'Cause he's wearing glasses. You probably wear glasses too, you four-eyed dork!

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