Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Blue and Red
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklenuts! You know how blood is red, right? And the ocean is blue-ish? Well, mix 'em together and BAM! You got yourself a messy, mordid, but colorful shark attack scene. It's funny because it's unexpectedly gruesome, like you after I'm done explaining to you why you need to get smarter.
igloo and you
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