Ocean jokes
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Memes
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!