Ocean jokes
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.