I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 8 jelly tickles
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
I ate Nemo.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
