Ocean jokes
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Memes
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.