Ocean jokes
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!