A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Ocean Jokes
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
