Ocean jokes
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!