What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
How do you cook macaroni .with a shark-spoon-a-rooni
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
people are like sharks only the grate ones are whit
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
Hello if you don't know me (Which you probably don't) my Name is watersharky or ws or Shark. I am a normal weird kid\preteen and that's it. If you want more info on me I will gladly share! Shark out.
