Shark

Shark Jokes

Ocean

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

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  • Octopus

    Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

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  • Great white

    Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

    because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

    Memes

    People

    If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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  • Bike

    A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

    So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

    Job loss

    A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

    Stuff

    What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?

    A slow swimmer...

    Movie

    If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

    Kid

    Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

    I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.