Shark jokes
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
I went on holiday to the coast the other day, and I saw a shark.
I was alright, but I don't think my feet were.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!