Shark jokes
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.