Shark Jokes

If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people


A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.

Hello if you don't know me (Which you probably don't) my Name is watersharky or ws or Shark. I am a normal weird kid\preteen and that's it. If you want more info on me I will gladly share! Shark out.

I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!

Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean

A:to find his dad

This had me wheezing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ