Shark jokes
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!