Tide jokes
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 馃ぃ馃悪馃悪
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! 馃槀 馃槀 馃槀
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 馃槀
Tides right?
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Joke Tide.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 馃榿