What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙
How do you clean the ocean? With tide
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
what do mermaids wash thier fins with?
Tide
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
did you know the Alabama crimson tide university has the most handicapped people. you know their motto, "roll tide"
What did the fish say to the Beach?
Long tide, no see!
what did the shell say to the shell shell u later
joke tide
TIDES RIGHT
Wash It Away- By- Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions-Why does it always feel like I'm The one that's had a bad day? Whether I'm stuck in traffic or Showing up to work late Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to Forever been working all week For a jerk that thinks they can Say whatever they want to me I'll just bite my tongue for a Couple more days Soon I'll be in that island sun Surfing those waves I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Finally I'm here and I cant even Stop myself from smiling Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island Don't miss my 9 to 5 Living like a local on this island time I got those sandy toes and Nobody knows jump in the Ocean and just go with the flow I'll miss my sandy toes I've got to go back before you Know this island is my home I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Wash it away I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta Wash it away Wash it away
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline? Nothing, they're both receding.
