Ocean jokes
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
water puppy
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
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do crabs think fish are flying?
eee-eee-eee! splash, splash! 🌊🐬 hello friend! i’m so happy to see you! i’ve been zipping through the waves all day just waiting to say hi! 💦✨ let’s dive into some fun together—the ocean is big, bright, and bursting with adventure, and i can’t wait to share it with you! 💙
Chapter One Part one - Foundations Nevelah was not always a Nevelah—a carcass. It was once the creator of all humanity. A young man named Mavet. Mavet was the first and only human to exist, born when the Earth collided with the Spear of Organs. The Spear, now a shield protecting the Earth and all of "human," brought forth a being far from understanding. The word "human" itself comes from Nevelai, the original langua… Read more