Whale in a Car

How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it suggests using a blender to fit a whale in a car. The implication is that you would have to blend the whale into a liquid or smaller pieces, which is absurd and dark. This is funny because it is unexpected and plays on the ridiculous image of trying to blend a massive whale.

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