Ocean jokes
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."