Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
SANDY CHEEKS
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore, she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Leo is as useful as a SCREEN DOOR on a submarine
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
What did one ocean say to the other ocean. nothing it just waved.this was thw worst joke ever
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat. With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see. Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires. They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air. Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas. In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star. Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean Spain claimed her for new land.
The doctor had an ego so big It fell into the ocean fast
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers Destruction: .....
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean! British: At least our towers didn’t fall😎
