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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to Hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez

Why was the whale sad?

Because he is blue!!!

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.

2 whales went to a bar. The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh. The second whale said, “Greg I think your drunk, let’s go home.”

me: so you two girls are from England girls: wales me: oh i see, so you two whales are from England

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation. When it ended, what did he say? “I had a whale of a time!”

What did the whale say? Nothing! It just wailed

where do whales get weighed… the whalewaystation bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

your momma so fat a whale said hello mom