Whale jokes
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Beach whales.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.