Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
me: so you two girls are from England girls: wales me: oh i see, so you two whales are from England
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
What’s a difference between a whale and lizzo? Absolutely nothing
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Ur mama so fat that when she when to the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even know your fatter than me
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
What do you call a whale on a beach Banked
Me: Hey do you live in the ocean? random guy: Why? Me: Because you look like a whale.
Pokemon:What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale
Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home. They got in the car, and his mother asked "Johnny, what did you do this time? So johnny pulled his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home his dad was off work and heard that johnny was coming home early from school, once again he asked johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised so his dad pulled down his pants and said "Big whale, big whale."
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it’s tail, and the other TAGS A WHALE!
