Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
me: so you two girls are from England girls: wales me: oh i see, so you two whales are from England
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
your mom
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home. They got in the car, and his mother asked "Johnny, what did you do this time? So johnny pulled his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home his dad was off work and heard that johnny was coming home early from school, once again he asked johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised so his dad pulled down his pants and said "Big whale, big whale."
Pokemon:Whatâs Wailmerâs favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
What do you call a whale on a beach Banked
Whatâs the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags itâs tail, and the other TAGS A WHALE!
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
