Whale jokes
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"