A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to Hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.

One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She’s gonna blow!

yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.

If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez

Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.

me: so you two girls are from England girls: wales me: oh i see, so you two whales are from England

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation. When it ended, what did he say? “I had a whale of a time!”

2 whales went to a bar. The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh. The second whale said, “Greg I think your drunk, let’s go home.”

What did the whale say? Nothing! It just wailed

where do whales get weighed… the whalewaystation bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Yo mama so far I thought see was a beach whale

your momma so fat a whale said hello mom

Why was the whale sad?

Because he is blue!!!

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