What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed? -KELP!
crappy joke warning how does spongbob have fun he smokes seaweed
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
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Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
