Dolphin

Dolphin Jokes

why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

DR. what is wrong with me? You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.