Dolphin jokes

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

What is Hitler's favorite animal?

A dolphin.

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"