Dolphin

Dolphin Jokes

why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

DR. what is wrong with me? You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.